Tuesday, 16 December 2025

Monday, 15 December 2025

Electabuzz

Clive in his Electabuzz costumer

10 days until Christmas
 

Museum


Clive in the Cologne Chocolate Museum

11 days until Christmas (from yesterday)

Saturday, 13 December 2025

Rimmer

2nd Lieutenant Clive J Rimmer

12 days until Christmas 
 

Friday, 12 December 2025

Lights

Excellent Clive Christmas garden decoration
13 days until Christmas 

Tuesday, 9 December 2025

Monday, 8 December 2025

Sunday, 7 December 2025

Charlie

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt

18 days until Christmas
 

Friday, 5 December 2025

Cartman

Oh my God, you killed Kenny, you bastard

20 days until Christmas
 

Thursday, 4 December 2025

Wednesday, 3 December 2025

Tortoise


I asked an AI thing for a picture of Clive the Tortoise, and it gave me this. My job is clearly safe for now

22 days until Christmas

Monday, 1 December 2025

Sunday, 30 November 2025

Saturday, 29 November 2025

Shrek

Tortoises have layers, onions have layers

26 days until Christmas
 

Thursday, 27 November 2025

Coraline

Oh Coraline, I'm your other tortoise silly

28 days until Christmas
 

Wednesday, 26 November 2025

Tuesday, 25 November 2025

Monday, 24 November 2025

Sunday, 23 November 2025

Saturday, 22 November 2025

Friday, 21 November 2025

Glinda

Because I knew Clive, I have been changed for good

34 days until Christmas
 

Thursday, 20 November 2025

Wednesday, 19 November 2025

Cabaret

The toast of Mayfair, Fräulein Clive Bowles

36 days until Christmas
 

Tuesday, 18 November 2025

Prospero

We are such stuff as dreams are made of, and our little life is rounded with a sleep

37 days until Christmas
 

Monday, 17 November 2025

Sunday, 16 November 2025

Friday, 14 November 2025

Thursday, 13 November 2025

Haddock

Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles 

42 days until Christmas
 

Wednesday, 12 November 2025

Zog

Clive tried his hardest every day to win a golden star
43 days until Christmas



 

Monday, 10 November 2025

Sunday, 9 November 2025

Saturday, 8 November 2025

Friday, 7 November 2025

Thursday, 6 November 2025

Henry

Clive in his industrial hoover phase

49 days until Christmas
 

Wednesday, 5 November 2025

Bingo


I have to go, I'm a big girl now

50 days until Christmas

Tuesday, 4 November 2025

Bing

Round the corner, not far away, Clive is being Bing today

51 days until Christmas
 

Monday, 3 November 2025

Sunday, 2 November 2025

BBC one


89 years since the BBC launched the world's first regular broadcasting television channel, which would become BBC One. 

53 days until Christmas

Saturday, 1 November 2025

Friday, 31 October 2025

Thursday, 30 October 2025

Wednesday, 29 October 2025

Tuesday, 28 October 2025

Monday, 27 October 2025

Sunday, 26 October 2025

Underpants

Tra La La, it's Captain Underpants

60 days until Christmas
 

Saturday, 25 October 2025

Giraffe (again)


Clive as a giraffe, by the younger child

61 days until Christmas

Friday, 24 October 2025

Thursday, 23 October 2025

Sunday, 19 October 2025

Danny

Clive's got chills, they're multiplying 

67 days until Christmas
 

Saturday, 18 October 2025

Wildcats

Clive is an honorary Bay Wildcat

68 days until Christmas