Thankful

What's today my fine fellow? Why, it's Christmas Day, I haven't missed it!

Merry Christmas

 

Scrooge

You will be haunted by three spirits Clive

1 day until Christmas

 

Nutcracker

Nutcracker tortoise

2 days until Christmas

Candy

Clive in his candy cane costume

3 days until Christmas

Who

The Grinch turned around fast, and he saw a small Who!

Little Clive-Lou Who, who was not more than two.

4 days until Christmas

Mean

Did you spot Clive in the Christmas show scene of Mean Girls?

5 days until Christmas

Plague

So the bad news is you've got the plague, but don't fret, it's not like the doctor is a tortoise in a terrifying outfit... ah

6 days until Christmas

Joseph

Clive playing Joseph in this year's nativity play

7 days until Christmas

 

Squid

Tortoise Game

8 days until Christmas

Giraffe

 

Clive the Giraffe, by a little girl

9 days until Christmas

Yeti

The Abominable Tortoise

11 days until Christmas

Blofeld

Good evening Mr Bond

12 days until Christmas

McDonald's

You don't see as much Ronald McDonald as you used to

14 days until Christmas

Jester

Call for Clive the Jester

15 days until Christmas

 

Stone

Clive had been got by Medusa

16 days until Christmas

Bagger

Clive lived out one of all our fantasies, and jumped through the Christmas tree bagging machine

17 days until Christmas

Elphaba

So if you care to find Clive, look to the western sky

18 days until Christmas

Clay

 Clay Clive

19 days until Christmas 

Parking

Clive on 'Jobs you don't want to do when you grow up' day

20 days until Christmas

UV

Oooh UV Clive

21 days until Christmas

Mondrian

Clive the Tortoise by Piet Mondrian

22 days until Christmas

Nun

Clive had taken holy orders

23 days until Christmas

Lava

Lava Monster Clive

24 days until Christmas

 

Headless

Headless ghost Clive

25 days until Christmas

 

Wolsey

493 years since the death of Cardinal Wolsey

26 days until Christmas

Ribero

Clive by Lancelot Ribero

27 days until Christmas

Card

We're painting the roses red

28 days until Christmas

Blurry

Clive before you put your specs on

29 days until Christmas

Buzz

Clive Lightyear to the rescue

31 days until Christmas

 

Spiderclive

Spiderclive

32 days until Christmas

Pied

The Clive Piper of Hamelin

34 days until Christmas

Fringe

Clive and the fringe

35 days until Christmas

 

Hook

Yo ho, yo ho, when I say 'paw

By fear they're overtook

Naught's left upon your bones when you

Have shaken hands with Clive!

36 days until Christmas

Ruff

Clive didn't often wear a ruff, but when he did...

37 days until Christmas

 

John Lewis

2024's rejected John Lewis Christmas ad features a sad tortoise who has fallen on hard times since last December but is about to learn that Christmas is about more than just buying presents, which is a strange fable for a department store to tell, and probably has quite a bit to do with why they didn't go with it for the final ad. 

38 days until Christmas

Mario

It'sa me, Clive

39 days until Christmas

 

Stapler

From the new Clive the Tortoise Office Supplies collection - the Clive the Tortoise stapler

40 days until Christmas

1000

Was this the face that launched a thousand drawings of a tortoise - apparently so. The 1000th Clive the Tortoise.

41 days until Christmas

Pod

Clive and his twin are like two peas in a pod

42 days until Christmas

Oscar

Clive the Grouch

43 days until Christmas

Orange

The future's bright, the future's orange, except that company closed years ago

44 days until Christmas

Superstore

Are we Cloud 1? No! Are we Cloud 2? No!

45 days until Christmas

 

Alien costume

Clive in one of those inflatable alien carrying costumes, people seem to think they are cool don't they?

46 days until Christmas

Breakfast

Clive with his bacon hat and egg cape

47 days until Christmas

Monsters

Clive Wazowski

48 days until Christmas

Saxophone

Happy National Saxophone Day

49 days until Christmas

Election

Happy US Election Day

50 days until Christmas

Merida

Brave

51 days until Christmas

 

Musketeer

All for one tortoise and one for all tortoises

52 days until Christmas

 

Sonic

Clive the Hedgetortoise 

53 days until Christmas