Lava

Lava Monster Clive

24 days until Christmas

 

Headless

Headless ghost Clive

25 days until Christmas

 

Wolsey

493 years since the death of Cardinal Wolsey

26 days until Christmas

Ribero

Clive by Lancelot Ribero

27 days until Christmas

Card

We're painting the roses red

28 days until Christmas

Blurry

Clive before you put your specs on

29 days until Christmas

Buzz

Clive Lightyear to the rescue

31 days until Christmas

 

Spiderclive

Spiderclive

32 days until Christmas

Pied

The Clive Piper of Hamelin

34 days until Christmas

Fringe

Clive and the fringe

35 days until Christmas

 

Hook

Yo ho, yo ho, when I say 'paw

By fear they're overtook

Naught's left upon your bones when you

Have shaken hands with Clive!

36 days until Christmas

Ruff

Clive didn't often wear a ruff, but when he did...

37 days until Christmas

 

John Lewis

2024's rejected John Lewis Christmas ad features a sad tortoise who has fallen on hard times since last December but is about to learn that Christmas is about more than just buying presents, which is a strange fable for a department store to tell, and probably has quite a bit to do with why they didn't go with it for the final ad. 

38 days until Christmas

Mario

It'sa me, Clive

39 days until Christmas

 

Stapler

From the new Clive the Tortoise Office Supplies collection - the Clive the Tortoise stapler

40 days until Christmas

1000

Was this the face that launched a thousand drawings of a tortoise - apparently so. The 1000th Clive the Tortoise.

41 days until Christmas

Pod

Clive and his twin are like two peas in a pod

42 days until Christmas

Oscar

Clive the Grouch

43 days until Christmas

Orange

The future's bright, the future's orange, except that company closed years ago

44 days until Christmas

Superstore

Are we Cloud 1? No! Are we Cloud 2? No!

45 days until Christmas

 

Alien costume

Clive in one of those inflatable alien carrying costumes, people seem to think they are cool don't they?

46 days until Christmas

Breakfast

Clive with his bacon hat and egg cape

47 days until Christmas

Monsters

Clive Wazowski

48 days until Christmas

Saxophone

Happy National Saxophone Day

49 days until Christmas

Election

Happy US Election Day

50 days until Christmas

Merida

Brave

51 days until Christmas

 

Musketeer

All for one tortoise and one for all tortoises

52 days until Christmas

 

Sonic

Clive the Hedgetortoise 

53 days until Christmas

Snape

There will be no foolish wand-waving or silly incantations with this tortoise

54 days until Christmas

 

Spooky

Happy Halloween

55 days until Christmas

Oompa

Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Doo, I've got a tortoise picture for you

56 days until Christmas

Cats

Happy National Cat Day to Clive's friends across the pond, I suppose it's a pretty big deal over there. 

57 days until Christmas

Stonehenge

Clivehenge

58 days until Christmas

Rainbow Child

Not to be outdone the other child did this rainbow Clive

59 days until Christmas

Austria

Happy Austrian National Day

60 days until Christmas

Valkyrie

Clive of the Valkyries 

61 days until Christmas

Flintstone

Clive Flintstone

62 days until Christmas

Balding

Ironically in this picture of Clive balding he has more hair than he normally does

63 days until Christmas

 

Honey

Happy National Honey Day

64 days until Christmas

 

Nelson

219 years ago today Vice-Admiral Horatio Nelson was killed at the Battle of Trafalgar

65 days until Christmas

 

Templar

You have chosen wisely

66 days until Christmas

 

Tape

The newest addition to the Clive the Tortoise merchandise range - the tape measure. It's a bit risqué because the tape comes out his arse.  

67 days until Christmas

Sauron

The Dark Lord Clive

68 days until Christmas

 

Duck

Clive in his duck costume

69 days until Christmas

Policeman

Ello ello ello

70 days until Christmas

 

Archaeology

Happy International Archaeology Day

71 days until Christmas

Drawing

This came home in the school bag, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree

73 days until Christmas

 

Spain

Fiesta Nacional de España

74 days until Christmas

Hiding

Under the rug was less of a good place to hide than Clive had initially thought

75 days until Christmas

Racoon

Clive in his racoon outfit

76 days until Christmas