Nativity Play 2022 - Narrator

In this year's nativity play Clive was the narrator. Got some absolute classic lines, the costume was less impressive. 

10 days until Christmas

Overalls

 

Clive in his outdoor work gear

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Clive in the Wild XII

Clive in the Wild xii - Christmas stickers

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Drifts

The snow drifts were quite deep

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BW

Clive in Black and White

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Bounty

Clive nailing his colours to the mast in the great Celebrations debate

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Christmas jumper

Christmas jumper day 2022 - Clive had gone for a Home Alone one

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Decks

Clive had decorated himself instead of the tree

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CAA

Clive on International Civil Aviation Day

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St Nicholas

Clive on St Nicholas's Day

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Clive in the Wild XI

Clive in the Wild XI - Christmas pud

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Da Vinci

Mona Clive

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Bedknobs

Treguna Mekoides Trecorum Satis Dee

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Miner

Clive the coal miner

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Clive in the Wild X

Clive in the Wild X - what, it's just a nice cup of tea and a biscuit?

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Doddie

Rest in Peace Doddie Weir

 

Charlie

Clive from a Lauren Child book

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Tack

Clive in the wild IX - Tack Friday

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Football

Happy Thanksgiving to Clive's friends across the pond

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Snooker

Let's get the shells on the baize

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Surgeon

Scalpel please nurse

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Clive in the Wild VIII

Clive in the Wild viii - The train set

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Amnesty

Ordinarily on the opening day of a World Cup Clive would be celebrating, but this time round he is thinking of the deaths of the workers, the homophobia and misogyny, and the corruption at play. The World Cup won't appear in Clive 2022. 

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Insta

Clive is on Instagram: tortoisecalledclive, I mean, it's all the same pictures as here, so...

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DofE

Clive was heading out on his DofE exped

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Beard Meats Food

Let's get it!

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Teapot

Clive the Tortoise teapot

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T20

A little late to the party but congratulations to the England T20 team who are Men's T20 World Cup winners

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Clive in the Wild VII

Clive in the Wild VII - in a Paw Patrol spot the difference 

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Terry's

 

Clive's Chocolate Orange

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Little Alex Horne

All the information is on the task

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Poppy

We will remember them

 

Wicker

Clive made out of wicker

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Slippers

Clive wearing his Official Clive the Tortoise slippers, perfect for those chilly autumn evenings

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Clive in the Wild VI

Clive in the Wild VI - as drawn by my 5 year old

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Ariel

 Part of your world

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Inquisition

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition

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Only Connect

We'll take the tortoise please Victoria

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800

The 800th Clive the Tortoise

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Champions League

Die meister, die besten, les grandes équipes, the tortoise!

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Attic

One set of decorations back in the loft, another set to come down in a few weeks

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Skellington

The Pumpkin King

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Hamza

Hamza is ace isn't he?

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Ten

Would you believe I have been drawing this little tortoise for 10 years!!??

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Maul

Clive quite enjoyed The Phantom Menace

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Beekeeper

Clive was quite the bee enthusiast

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Belt

This belt must have shrunk in the wash, yeah that'll be it

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Agincourt

And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by

From this day to the ending of the world,

But we in it shall be remembered 

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Clive in the Wild V

Clive in the Wild V - charity shop window

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BBC 100

Recycling an old Clive to say a very happy 100th birthday to the BBC

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