Scream

Happy Hallowe'en 2021

55 days until Christmas

Kermit

Clive disguised as Kermit, or at least a fairground ride painting of Kermit

56 days until Christmas

 

Mountaineers

The final ascent to the top of Clive Pike

57 days until Christmas - following a short break, I am on holiday

Vicks

When you've got a cold you can never have too much Vicks Vapo Rub - not medical advice - not sponsored by Vicks Vapo Rub - not really true either, this is too much.

60 days until Christmas

St David's Day Countdown

127 days until St David's Day

61 days until Christmas

 

Beefeater

Clive the Beefeater

62 days until Christmas

Danger

 

Clive in danger

63 days until Christmas

Matisse

Clive the Tortoise by Henri Matisse

64 days until Christmas

Conkers

Playing conkers holding the string in your mouth did add an extra thrill of adrenaline. 

65 days until Christmas

Domino

Clive disguised as a domino

66 days until Christmas

 

Gas

During the gas shortage Clive had strapped his last canister to himself to deter looters

67 days until Christmas

 

Burn's Night

99 days until Burn's Night

68 days until Christmas

OH! It's a haggis

Duplo

 

Duplo Clive

69 days until Christmas

Pensioner

Clive the Chelsea Pensioner

70 days until Christmas

 

Soother

Clive disguised as a Halls Soother

71 days until Christmas

Zero

Clive Zero - it's the same as Diet Clive but just marketed at men

72 days until Christmas

 

Wall

Dry stone Clive

73 days until Christmas

Museum

 

Clive the Tortoise Museum

74 days until Christmas

Wimbledon Countdown

259 days until Wimbledon

75 days until Christmas

 

Tusks

Clive the Tortusks

76 days until Christmas

Millionaire

Is that your final answer?

77 days until Christmas

Muscular

Yeah Clive works out, he just doesn't show off about it

78 days until Christmas

Selfie stick

Shellfie stick

79 days until Christmas

Murders

Clive had only moved to Midsomar a few weeks ago and these things kept happening

80 days until Christmas

Bulbs

Time to plant your bulbs

81 days until Christmas

Glastonbury countdown

263 days until Glastonbury

82 days until Christmas

Mayfly

Clive longlegs

83 days until Christmas

 

Petrol

Clive was running on fumes

84 days until Christmas

Bluey

BLUEY!

85 days until Christmas