Christmas 2021

Happy Christmas from Clive the Tortoise, see you all next year. Stay safe and lots of love xx

IT'S CHRISTMAS

 

2022 Countdown

266 days until Clive the Tortoise 2022

1 day until Christmas

 

Rocking

Rock around the Christmas tree with this Clive the Tortoise rocking tortoise

2 days until Christmas

 

Snowglobe

Clive the Tortoise snowglobe, with a small Clive inside (and another inside that (and another inside that))

3 days until Christmas

 

Blue Christmas

Thinking of those who are grieving, who have lost someone they love, on Blue Christmas

Free toy

Free Clive toy with my kids' magazine

5 days until Christmas

Booster

Clive getting his booster

6 days until Christmas

 

Olaf

Hi everyone, I'm Clive, and I like warm hugs

7 days until Christmas

Christmas jumper 2021

Clive's Christmas jumper 2021

8 days until Christmas

 

Tree stand

Still need to put up your tree? Simplicity itself with this Clive the Tortoise Christmas tree stand

9 days until Christmas

 

Emin

Clive by Tracey Emin

10 days until Christmas

Yoga

Clive was quite the yogi

11 days until Christmas

Boxing Day Countdown

13 days until dressing gowns, leftovers, tub of celebrations and "what time is Zulu on?" Boxing Day

12 days until Christmas

 

Wreath

Clive the Tortoise Advent Wreath - buy yours now for 2022

13 days until Christmas

(sorry about the gaps folks - trying times)

Nativity play 2021

But also Clive is great with child

15 days until Christmas

 

Mime

Clive the mime

16 days until Christmas

 

Tory Party

Clive had brought some cheese and wine and business meeting attire, just in case he had to play down the Christmas party in 12 months time

17 days until Christmas

 

Joy

Clive as Joy from Inside Out

18 days until Christmas

 

My birthday countdown

80 days until my birthday

19 days until Christmas

Magician

 

Prepare to be mesmerized, amazed and astounded by the Magnificent Magical Clive

21 days until Christmas 

Knits

Clive was getting right into his colourful knits

22 days until Christmas

 

Pho

New to the Clive merch range - Clive the Tortoise pho bowls

23 days until Christmas

Concorde

Supersonic Tortoise

24 days until Christmas

C is for

C is for Clive

25 days until Christmas

Pancake Day countdown

92 days until Pancake Day

26 days until Christmas

Barbarian

What a honour to be the first tortoise to play for the Baa Baas

28 days until Christmas

 

Taskmaster winner

MORGANA ROBINSON

29 days until Christmas

Thanksgiving 2021

Happy Thanksgiving America

30 days until Christmas

 

Nude

That tortoise is in the nip!

31 days until Christmas

 

Fizzy

If you put Clive in a glass of water he effervesces

32 days until Christmas 

 

NYE countdown

39 days until New Year's Eve

33 days until Christmas

Celebrity

I'm a Tortoise, Get me out of here!

34 days until Christmas

Blue and pink

Who doesn't want blue and pink hair?

35 days until Christmas

Pudsey

Support Children in Need 2021

36 days until Christmas

Reverse Advent Calendar

The first bag's worth of Clive's reverse Advent calendar was done. Time to move onto bag number two.

37 days until Christmas

Telephone

Bang on trend merch - Clive the Tortoise rotary telephone. What do you mean you "don't have a landline"?

38 days until Christmas 

 

Splinter

Clive had been relaxing on a park bench when he had got a splinter in one of those hard-to-reach spots. Luckily tortoises famously have shells so he barely noticed it. 

39 days until Christmas

 

England qualify

370 days until the World Cup

40 days until Christmas

Dino

 

Clive on Dino Day

41 days until Christmas

Apologies for missing yesterday, family wedding.

Street Lights

Clive volunteered to help put up the Christmas lights in the high street, but it was mainly to get a go in the cherry picker

43 days until Christmas

Purple poppy

This Armistice Day Clive remembers all the animals lost in war

FM22

The beta was over and Clive had begun his main lower league to legend save. Safe to say FM22 is pretty darn good. 

45 days until Christmas

 

NaNoWriMo

Clive had decided to add an extra level of difficulty to NaNoWriMo by using a quill and parchment

46 days to go

 

Chelsea Flower Show Count down

 

197 days until the Chelsea Flower Show

47 days until Christmas

Simpsons

There are now more Clive Adventures than there are episodes of The Simpsons

48 days until Christmas

 

Proposal

Will you marry Clive?

49 days until Christmas

Bon Jovi

 Woah, we're halfway there, wooooooaaaaahhh...

50 days until Christmas

Diwali

Happy Diwali to those celebrating

Goggles

Clive enjoyed wearing his rave goggles to Costa the next day

52 days until Christmas

Weasley

 

Clive Weasley

53 days until Christmas