25 days until Christmas
Monday, 30 November 2020
Sunday, 29 November 2020
Saturday, 28 November 2020
Friday, 27 November 2020
Fight
Clive had been really looking forward to his annual Black Friday fight in a shop and new widescreen TV, but he had been disappointed on both counts. For some reason all the shops were shut and nobody was about.
28 days until Christmas
Thursday, 26 November 2020
Wednesday, 25 November 2020
Tuesday, 24 November 2020
Paniers
It was not often Clive got to use his paniers, but they were very handy
31 days until Christmas
Monday, 23 November 2020
Sunday, 22 November 2020
Snood
Clive was delighted to realise his snood doubled up as a COVID face covering. (he is delighted, you just can't tell because... well, you know why.)
33 days until Christmas
Saturday, 21 November 2020
Friday, 20 November 2020
Borussia
Clive had decorated his shell to support his favourite German football team - Borussia Dortmund. But it just made his look like a big fan of DVDs.
35 days until Christmas
Thursday, 19 November 2020
International Men's Day
In the UK 75% of suicides are male and suicide is the biggest killer of men under 45.
This International Men's Day don't live miserably.
Call CALM or visit the CALM website.
36 days until Christmas
Wednesday, 18 November 2020
Tuesday, 17 November 2020
Too early
Clive saw the other houses putting up their Christmas decorations and simultaneously thought "IT IS STILL NOVEMBER, WHAT ARE THEY DOING?" and "maybe I should put my tree up"
38 days until Christmas
Monday, 16 November 2020
Sunday, 15 November 2020
Saturday, 14 November 2020
Friday, 13 November 2020
Fire
One for yesterday, sorry it's late
What do you mean 'tortoises don't breathe fire'?
43 days until Christmas
Wednesday, 11 November 2020
Poppies
In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
John McCrea
Tuesday, 10 November 2020
Monday, 9 November 2020
Sunday, 8 November 2020
Saturday, 7 November 2020
Friday, 6 November 2020
Thursday, 5 November 2020
Bonfire
When Clive's friends had said he was a good Guy this was not what had first sprung to mind
50 days until Christmas
Wednesday, 4 November 2020
Panic
Clive had been to the shops - he wasn't panic buying though, he genuinely needed baked beans and loo roll
51 days until Christmas
Tuesday, 3 November 2020
US election
Clive going to vote - he was surprised to find his local polling station locked, but then he did live in the UK.
52 days until Christmas
Monday, 2 November 2020
Sunday, 1 November 2020
Movember 2020
Clive's Movember moustache had really begun well, but only one hair
54 days until Christmas
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