Cyber Monday

25 days until Christmas

Rocky Horror

 

Toucha toucha toucha tortoise

26 days until Christmas

Isle

 

The Isle of Clive

27 days until Christmas

Fight

Clive had been really looking forward to his annual Black Friday fight in a shop and new widescreen TV, but he had been disappointed on both counts. For some reason all the shops were shut and nobody was about.

28 days until Christmas

 

Thanksgiving 2020

Happy Covid Thanksgiving

29 days until Christmas

Airfix

Clive the Tortoise by Airfix

30 days until Christmas

Paniers

It was not often Clive got to use his paniers, but they were very handy

31 days until Christmas

 

Watermelon

Clive disguised as watermelon

32 days until Christmas

 

Snood

Clive was delighted to realise his snood doubled up as a COVID face covering. (he is delighted, you just can't tell because... well, you know why.)

33 days until Christmas

 

Redhead

Clive was a natural redhead

34 days until Christmas

 

Borussia

 

Clive had decorated his shell to support his favourite German football team - Borussia Dortmund. But it just made his look like a big fan of DVDs.

35 days until Christmas

International Men's Day

In the UK 75% of suicides are male and suicide is the biggest killer of men under 45. 

This International Men's Day don't live miserably. 

Call CALM or visit the CALM website.

36 days until Christmas

 

Mickey

Happy 92nd Birthday to Mickey Mouse

37 days until Christmas

 

Too early

Clive saw the other houses putting up their Christmas decorations and simultaneously thought "IT IS STILL NOVEMBER, WHAT ARE THEY DOING?" and "maybe I should put my tree up"

38 days until Christmas 

Ladybird

Clive the Ladybird

39 days until Christmas

 

Yoda

Clive disguised as Yoda

40 days until Christmas

Sloth

Clive disguised as a sloth

41 days until Christmas 

Snotty

Clive with a runny nose

42 days until Christmas

 

Fire

One for yesterday, sorry it's late

What do you mean 'tortoises don't breathe fire'?

43 days until Christmas

 

Poppies

In Flanders fields the poppies blow

Between the crosses, row on row,

  That mark our place; and in the sky

  The larks, still bravely singing, fly

Scarce heard amid the guns below.

                                                                John McCrea

Eden

Clive in the Garden of Eden

45 days until Christmas

Biden

Clive's tribute to the President Elect of the United States of America

46 days until Christmas

 

Pavlova

Clive disguised as a pavlova

47 days until Christmas

 

Bison

 Clive on Bison Day

48 days until Christmas

Ho!

That's it, we're past halfway - FULL SPEED FOR CHRISTMAS CLIVE

49 days until Christmas

 

Bonfire

When Clive's friends had said he was a good Guy this was not what had first sprung to mind

50 days until Christmas

Panic

Clive had been to the shops - he wasn't panic buying though, he genuinely needed baked beans and loo roll

51 days until Christmas

US election

Clive going to vote - he was surprised to find his local polling station locked, but then he did live in the UK.

52 days until Christmas

Mandalorian

This is the way

53 days until Christmas

 

Movember 2020

Clive's Movember moustache had really begun well, but only one hair

54 days until Christmas