Merry Christmas everyone!
Friday, 25 December 2020
Thursday, 24 December 2020
Tuesday, 22 December 2020
Elf hat
Clive did not care that Christmas would be different this year, it would not stop him from wearing his elf hat with comedy elf ears.
3 days until Christmas
Monday, 21 December 2020
Sunday, 20 December 2020
Saturday, 19 December 2020
Friday, 18 December 2020
Herod
All the best stories have cracking baddies, and in this year's Nativity play Clive had hit the motherload - Herod
7 days until Christmas
Thursday, 17 December 2020
Wednesday, 16 December 2020
Tuesday, 15 December 2020
Sunday, 13 December 2020
Saturday, 12 December 2020
Anniversary
Happy 5th wedding anniversary to my wonderful wife. This counts as a good enough present doesn't it? no?
13 days until Christmas
Friday, 11 December 2020
Thursday, 10 December 2020
Wednesday, 9 December 2020
Balloon
Clive the Tortoise balloons - available now at all fairs and carnivals alongside all your traditional characters
16 days until Christmas
Tuesday, 8 December 2020
Monday, 7 December 2020
Sunday, 6 December 2020
Saturday, 5 December 2020
Paper chain
Cut out these strips and staple in a chain for you own Clive Christmas paper chain
20 days until Christmas
Friday, 4 December 2020
Thursday, 3 December 2020
IDDP
On this International Day of Disabled People remember that not all disabilities are visible.
22 days until Christmas
Wednesday, 2 December 2020
Tuesday, 1 December 2020
Monday, 30 November 2020
Sunday, 29 November 2020
Saturday, 28 November 2020
Friday, 27 November 2020
Fight
Clive had been really looking forward to his annual Black Friday fight in a shop and new widescreen TV, but he had been disappointed on both counts. For some reason all the shops were shut and nobody was about.
28 days until Christmas
Thursday, 26 November 2020
Wednesday, 25 November 2020
Tuesday, 24 November 2020
Paniers
It was not often Clive got to use his paniers, but they were very handy
31 days until Christmas
Monday, 23 November 2020
Sunday, 22 November 2020
Snood
Clive was delighted to realise his snood doubled up as a COVID face covering. (he is delighted, you just can't tell because... well, you know why.)
33 days until Christmas
Saturday, 21 November 2020
Friday, 20 November 2020
Borussia
Clive had decorated his shell to support his favourite German football team - Borussia Dortmund. But it just made his look like a big fan of DVDs.
35 days until Christmas
Thursday, 19 November 2020
International Men's Day
In the UK 75% of suicides are male and suicide is the biggest killer of men under 45.
This International Men's Day don't live miserably.
Call CALM or visit the CALM website.
36 days until Christmas
Wednesday, 18 November 2020
Tuesday, 17 November 2020
Too early
Clive saw the other houses putting up their Christmas decorations and simultaneously thought "IT IS STILL NOVEMBER, WHAT ARE THEY DOING?" and "maybe I should put my tree up"
38 days until Christmas
Monday, 16 November 2020
Sunday, 15 November 2020
Saturday, 14 November 2020
Friday, 13 November 2020
Fire
One for yesterday, sorry it's late
What do you mean 'tortoises don't breathe fire'?
43 days until Christmas
Wednesday, 11 November 2020
Poppies
In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
John McCrea
Tuesday, 10 November 2020
Monday, 9 November 2020
Sunday, 8 November 2020
Saturday, 7 November 2020
Friday, 6 November 2020
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