Scottish

Scottish Clive - Happy St Andrew's Day

25 days until Christmas

Black Friday

It's Black Friday - There is a drawing of a tortoise under there, I promise.

26 days until Christmas, sorry once again for the short gap there

Starbug

It's cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere

29 days until Christmas

BBC

You all thought the C stood for corporation?

30 days until Christmas

Purple

Clive cracking out the purple lippy

31 days until Christmas

Gladiator

My name is Clivius Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the Tortoise, General of the Paint Legion, loyal servant of the true Emperor Marcus Tortuguis. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance, in this shell or the next. 

32 days until Christmas

Goatee

Clive with his goatee

33 days until Christmas

Jaffa Cake

Clive wearing his jaffa cake mask - yes we've got to the point in the series where the ideas begin to wear thin

34 days until Christmas

Pilot

Those magnificent tortoises in their flying machines

35 days until Christmas

Cabaret

Come to the Cabaret

36 days until Christmas

Express

Clive in Woking in 2001

37 days until Christmas

Bookends

New to the Clive the Tortoise merchandise range - Clive the Tortoise book ends

38 days until Christmas

Ball

Clive disguised as a rugby ball

39 days until Christmas

Baboon

Clive's best impression of a baboon

40 days until Christmas

Peppa

Peppa Tortoise

41 days until Christmas

Sandy

Sand Clive

42 days until Christmas

Ship

RMS Clive

43 days until Christmas

11

The eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month. 

We will remember them.

Hufflepuff

Hufflepuff pride

45 days until Christmas

Wall

30 years since the fall of the Berlin wall

46 days until Christmas

Silhouette

Most silhouettes come with a level of intrigue and mystery

49 days until Christmas
Brief hiatus, back on Saturday.

Nessie

Deep in a murky Scottish loch

50 days until Christmas

Chef

Chef Clive

51 days until Christmas

Rugby World Cup 2019

Congratulations to the Springboks 

52 days until Christmas

Eyelashes

Clive had those fake feather lashes. Yeah they are weird aren't they

53 days until Christmas

Fire

Clive had fire in his belly

54 days until Christmas