Creepy

Sleep well. Happy Hallowe'en.

55 days until Christmas

Blood

Give blood

56 days until Christmas

Heartburn

Clive wanted the job on the heartburn meds advert so much he had this painted on. Didn't get the job.

57 days until Christmas

Swan

Clive's neck was like a swan's, but not really in a good way

58 days until Christmas

Invisibility

Clive's invisibility cloak still worked fine, he was just a little bigger than once he was

59 days until Christmas

Blyton

The lesser known tortoise mysteries

60 days until Christmas

500th

 Clive 500

61 days until Christmas

Recycling

Recycle guys, it is really important

62 days until Christmas

Balaclava

Time to reclaim the balaclava from racists, fascists, thugs and terrorists. 

63 days until Christmas

Geographic

National Geographic Tortoise

64 days until Christmas

Santiago

Buen Camino

For Mum and Dad

65 days until Christmas

Swiss

For if an arrogant hare decides to attack the Pope

66 days until Christmas

Maps

For when you are lost

67 days until Christmas

Daughter

She's a chip off the old block

68 days until Christmas

Leeds Leeds Leeds

Marching on Together for 100 years

69 days until Christmas

Banksy

Clive by Banksy

70 days until Christmas

Zulu

I came here to build a bridge

71 days until Christmas

Japan

I think Clive's turning Japanese

72 days until Christmas

Peter

A good tortoise never gives up

73 days until Christmas

Duggee

Betty, isn't it time for... Clive?

74 days until Christmas

Foz

Xuli, Kyan, Lars, Clive. Together they are... the Go Jetters

75 days until Christmas

Tinky Winky

Eh oh Clive

76 days until Christmas

Flop

Drawing tortoises on Paint, it's a Bing thing

77 days until Christmas

Bitz

Steam pink style

78 days until Christmas

Iggle Piggle

Who's not in bed? Clive's not in bed!

79 days until Christmas

Log

Did you know, you can tell the age of a tortoise by splitting it open and counting the rings? Or just ask, probably better to just ask.

80 days until Christmas

Moses

Rameses, let my tortoises go!

81 days until Christmas

Peacock

Clive disguised as a peacock

82 days until Christmas

Toga

Et Testudo Clivius 

LXXXIII dies donec Iesu natus est

Playboy

Things took a strange turn in the Playboy mansion

84 days until Christmas

Hippie

Peace and love Clive

85 days until Christmas