Christmas 2019

Although it's been said many times, many ways...

Merry Christmas everyone, lots of love.

Wreath

Clive wearing his wreath mask

1 day until Christmas

Tape

Clive had forgotten about the spare bits of tape when he finished his wrapping

2 days until Christmas

Shopping

Who thought Christmas shopping on the last Saturday before Christmas was a good idea!?

4 days until Christmas

Early close

As it's the last day of work before Christmas the management have decided that if you would like to go early today then...

5 days until Christmas

Coconut

It's always the coconut ones left over, Clive doesn't mind though, they are actually his fourth favourite

6 days until Christmas

After the party

Clive was always one of the last at the office Christmas party

7 days until Christmas

Mulled wine

Clive disguised as mulled wine

8 days until Christmas

Star

Clive was playing the Star of Bethlehem in this year's Nativity play

9 days until Christmas

Gold Rings

Five gold rings

10 days until Christmas

Elizabeth I

Clive as Elizabeth I

11 days until Christmas

Henry III

Clive as Henry III

12 days until Christmas

Alfred

Clive as Alfred the Great

13 days until Christmas

Lionheart

Clive as Richard I - The Lionheart

14 days until Christmas

Richard III

Clive King Richard III

15 days until Christmas

Victoria

Clive as Queen Victoria

16 days until Christmas

Henry V

Clive the Tortoise as King Henry V

17 days until Christmas

Condensation

Drawing on steamy bus windows is fun isn't it

18 days until Christmas

Poloneck

Clive is toasty in his polo neck

19 days until Christmas

Clive Place

Another street named after the world's favourite tortoise

20 days until Christmas

Cloudy

Cloudy Clive

22 days until Christmas

Wellington

Clive disguised as a Beef Wellington

23 days until Christmas

Earmuffs

It's December, get your earmuffs on!

24 days until Christmas

Scottish

Scottish Clive - Happy St Andrew's Day

25 days until Christmas

Black Friday

It's Black Friday - There is a drawing of a tortoise under there, I promise.

26 days until Christmas, sorry once again for the short gap there

Starbug

It's cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere

29 days until Christmas

BBC

You all thought the C stood for corporation?

30 days until Christmas

Purple

Clive cracking out the purple lippy

31 days until Christmas

Gladiator

My name is Clivius Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the Tortoise, General of the Paint Legion, loyal servant of the true Emperor Marcus Tortuguis. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance, in this shell or the next. 

32 days until Christmas

Goatee

Clive with his goatee

33 days until Christmas

Jaffa Cake

Clive wearing his jaffa cake mask - yes we've got to the point in the series where the ideas begin to wear thin

34 days until Christmas

Pilot

Those magnificent tortoises in their flying machines

35 days until Christmas

Cabaret

Come to the Cabaret

36 days until Christmas

Express

Clive in Woking in 2001

37 days until Christmas

Bookends

New to the Clive the Tortoise merchandise range - Clive the Tortoise book ends

38 days until Christmas

Ball

Clive disguised as a rugby ball

39 days until Christmas

Baboon

Clive's best impression of a baboon

40 days until Christmas

Peppa

Peppa Tortoise

41 days until Christmas

Sandy

Sand Clive

42 days until Christmas

Ship

RMS Clive

43 days until Christmas

11

The eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month. 

We will remember them.

Hufflepuff

Hufflepuff pride

45 days until Christmas

Wall

30 years since the fall of the Berlin wall

46 days until Christmas

Silhouette

Most silhouettes come with a level of intrigue and mystery

49 days until Christmas
Brief hiatus, back on Saturday.

Nessie

Deep in a murky Scottish loch

50 days until Christmas

Chef

Chef Clive

51 days until Christmas

Rugby World Cup 2019

Congratulations to the Springboks 

52 days until Christmas

Eyelashes

Clive had those fake feather lashes. Yeah they are weird aren't they

53 days until Christmas

Fire

Clive had fire in his belly

54 days until Christmas

Creepy

Sleep well. Happy Hallowe'en.

55 days until Christmas