Psycho

Clive after the shower

Happy Hallowe'en everyone

55 days until Christmas

Hens

He wasn't sure how he ended up falling in with the hen do, but in for a penny; in for a pound

56 days until Christmas

Village

It's fun to stay at the YTCA!

57 days until Christmas

Batman

Dunna dunna dunna dunna dunna dunna dunna dunna... Clive

58 days until Christmas

Front

Clive the Tortoise - Front Elevation

59 days until Christmas

Thumb

Thumbs up!

60 days until Christmas

Herbie

Clive disguised as a certain VW Beetle

61 days until Christmas

Rimmer

Clive's tribute to new Red Dwarf

62 days until Christmas

3D

Say "NO" to Paint 3D. "2D is fine for me" says Tortoise (Clive the)

63 days until Christmas

Crown

Clive only wears his crown to welcome official state visitors - which, to be frank, doesn't happen often

64 days until Christmas

Les Mis

There is a tortoise on a cloud

65 days until Christmas

Roboclive

Battling War Clive - Bent on the destruction of mankind

66 days until Christmas

Bowie

Ziggy Star Clive

67 days until Christmas

Road

So proud that the people of Gravesend have so honoured Clive

68 days until Christmas

Tessalate

Clive's bedroom wallpaper was a little egotistical 

69 days until Christmas

Legless

Clive had drunk far too much

70 days until Christmas

Cardinal

Cardinal Clive

71 days until Christmas

Glum

Glum Clive

72 days until Christmas

M&S

Clive disguised as a Percy Pig

73 days until Christmas

Jigsaw

Not the most difficult jigsaw of all time

74 days until Christmas

Balloon

Clive shaped hot air balloon

75 days until Christmas

Zit

Clive had a pimple

76 days until Christmas

Real

Clive. What?

77 days until Christmas

Lighthouse

Clive had volunteered to stand in when the lighthouse broke down and it seemed to be going well

78 days until Christmas

Voldemort

He who must not be named Clive

79 days until Christmas

Klimt

Clive by Klimt

80 days until Christmas

Pool

It was only as the white was speeding towards him that Clive thought standing in as a pool ball had not been the best idea

81 days until Christmas

Rainbow

Rainbow Clive

82 days until Christmas

Supercostume

Clive had the Superman cape, the Superman pants - it was just a shame he didn't have the rest of the costume
83 days until Christmas

Moon

Clive mooning us

84 days until Christmas

Peach

Clive was feeling peachy

85 days until Christmas