Monster

Happy Hallowe'en from Clive the Tortoise

55 days until Christmas

Antlers

What? All tortoises have antlers

56 days until Christmas

Blink

Sorry, can we just take that again, someone blinked.

57 days until Christmas

Love

Clive the love bug

58 days until Christmas

Squirtle

Clive disguised as Squirtle

59 days until Christmas

Balloon

Clive made as a balloon animal

60 days until Christmas

Escher

Clive by Escher

61 days until Christmas

Snorkle

Clive was well up for snorkelling

62 days until Christmas

Maze

A-maze-ing Clive

68 days until Christmas

Dear Clivians, I am off on my travels again, under the pretence of my job but actually on secret MIClive work. I'll be back on Friday 24th October. Sorry, and have a nice week. 

Roll

Clive disguised as a Swiss Roll

69 days until Christmas

Ginger

Ginger Clive

70 days until Christmas

Faberge

Clive disguised as a Fabergé Egg

71 days until Christmas

Tennis

Clive disguised as a tennis ball

72 days until Christmas

Evilc

Evilc

(It took writing this for me to realise that Clive backwards includes the word "Evil")

73 days until Christmas

Gantsa

Clive was Propa Gee

74 days until Christmas

Quarter

One quarter of the way through

75 days until Christmas

Scream

Clive by Edvard Munch

76 days until Christmas

Racer

Thoroughbred racing tortoise

77 days until Christmas

Doodle

Clive's doodle pad

78 days until Christmas

Touch

Clive drawn with my finger on a touch pad

79 days until Christmas

Umbrella

Bit wet out intit

80 days until Christmas

Cucumber

Clive disguised as a slice of cucumber

81 days until Christmas

Mastercard

There are some things money can't buy...

82 days until Christmas

Yawn

Clive was sleepy.

83 days until Christmas

TYRED! Damn I messed it up!

Photography

Someone left the flash on

84 days until Christmas

October

Guess what month it is!

85 days until Christmas