Christmas 2014

Merry Christmas,

love

Clive the Tortoise

Thank you for joining Clive for our 2014 countdown - it has been epic, hopefully showing that sequels are not always a disappointment. There will not be a countdown to Christmas in 2015 as Clive needs a rest (and there are lots of other things to do in the run up to Christmas next year) but there will be lots of specials, cropping up so keep your eyes peeled. Merry Christmas Clive fans and I wish you a very prosperous and happy 2015!

Sleigh

A one Clive open sleigh

1 day until Christmas

Dinner

Clive as dinner

2 days until Christmas

Sprout

Clive disguised as a sprout

3 days until Christmas

Holly

Clive's holly decoration was lovely if a little prickly

4 days until Christmas

Aglow

Clive's eyes were all aglow

5 days until Christmas

Red-nosed

Clive the red nosed tortoise

6 days until Christmas

Paperhat

At Clive's Christmas party if you do not want to wear your paper hat please feel free to get out!

7 days until Christmas

Snowflake

Like a snowflake, no two Clives are ever the same

8 days until Christmas

Robin

Clive disguised as a robin

9 days until Christmas

7000

7000 views of Clive

10 days until Christmas

Treehat

Clive in his Christmas tree hat

11 days until Christmas

Decorations

Let's decorate

16 days until Christmas

Folks, this is the final break in the series. We'll be back on Sunday. Have a good week.

Bills

So, as it stood Clive had -£18.20 for Christmas, this will be just fine

17 days until Christmas

Yargh

Aaarrrgh Clive lad!

18 days until Christmas

Dalmatian

Clive in his costume from when he was an extra in 101 Dalmatians 

19 days until Christmas

300

The 300th Clive
If it is not working please click here

20 days until Christmas

Sailor

Ahoy there sailor

21 days until Christmas

BBFC

Clive was surprised when his rating came back from the BBFC.

22 days until Christmas

Dunce

Clive was actually very clever, he just wore the cone to make the others feel better

23 days until Christmas

Sharpe

Major Clive Sharpe, 95th rifles

24 days until Christmas

Prison

Wrongly imprisoned but still smiling

25 days until Christmas

Scuba

Clive was ready for a piece of the scuba action

26 days until Christmas

Hulk

Don't make Clive angry

27 days until Christmas

Wide

Clive was wide eyed

28 days until Christmas

Lordly

Lord Clive of Whitstable

29 days until Christmas

Mayan

Clive disguised as a Mayan temple

30 days until Christmas

Linesman

In his spare time Clive was an international rugby linesman

31 days until Christmas

Lager

Clive disguised as a beer

32 days until Christmas

Biker

Biker Clive

33 days until Christmas

Clock

More Clive the Tortoise merchandise - not so good if you want the time between 3 and 9.

34 days until Christmas

Hangman

For God's sake don't mess this up!

35 days until Christmas

Enigma

QEGY RRTY HSVE PQEN

36 days until Christmas

Stained

Clive with the best use of Microsoft Paint

37 days until Christmas

Bling

Clive was blinged well up

38 days until Christmas

Blackpool

Clive didn't need to do Strictly to get to Blackpool

39 days until Christmas

Red

Clive was well red

40 days until Christmas

Square

Clive was a bit of a square

41 days until Christmas

Pacman

waka waka waka waka waka

42 days until Christmas

Golf

Clive was quite the golfer

43 days until Christmas

Soldier

For our tomorrow they gave their today.

44 days until Christmas

Band

His lack of hair was not going to stop Clive showing off his new Alice Band

45 days until Christmas

Bayeux

The Cliveux Tapestry

46 days until Christmas

Calon

Calon lân yn llawn daioni

47 diwrnod tan y Nadolig

TMNT

Teenage Mutant Ninja Tortoise

48 days until Christmas

Pearl

The Tortoise with the Pearl Earing

49 days until Christmas

50/50

Halfway there Ladies and Gents

50 days until Christmas

Monopoly

Do not pass Go

51 days until Christmas

Merciless

Cling the Merciless

52 days until Christmas

Squiggle

So... who knew you could do this on Microsoft Paint?

53 days until Christmas

Exterminate

Very few tortoises make you want to hide behind the sofa.

54 days until Christmas