Zombie

Remove the head or destroy the brain.

86 days until Christmas

Differences

See if you can spot the 10 differences in these two pictures of Clive

87 days until Christmas

Ninja

Clive the ninja

88 days until Christmas

Lecter

I ate his tortoise with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

89 days until Christmas

Cheese

Clive dressed as a piece of emmental, because why not?

90 days until Christmas

Juliet

But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east and Clive is the sun.

91 days until Christmas

Matrix

Clive only took the red pill to find out how far down the rabbit hole went. It was only later he found there was no rabbit, it was all a trick and he was dodging bullets.

92 days until Christmas

Minion

Clive disguised as a minion.

93 days until Christmas

Clown

Clive on dress like a clown day

94 days until Christmas

Secret

Just because they don't does not mean that tortoises can't fly!

95 days until Christmas

King

Clive on dress like a Tudor monarch day, and yes that is a codpiece.

96 days until Christmas

Selfie

Clive's arms were a little too short to successfully take a selfie.

97 Days until Christmas

Bishop

Bishop Clive of Worcester

98 Days until Christmas

Timbered

Clive disguised as a half timbered house 

(99 days until Christmas)

Two

Everyone's favourite tortoise is back. There are 100 days until Christmas so come back every day to see 100 countdown Adventures of Clive the Tortoise.