Clive the Tortoise: October 2012

Friday 26 October 2012

Happy Halloween from Clive the Tortoise.

Clive didn't win The Great British Bake Off because of his soggy bottom.

Someone mentioned sex.

The clocks changing really confused Clive so he set one clock forward, one back and left one as it was.

Someone had their finger on the zoom button by accident (yes these are photos!)

With his new mask nobody would recognise Clive as he fought crime on the streets of Blean (and surrounding area to a radius of 5 miles)

Clive disguised as a frog

Out of the fog a Clive appeared.

Clive went to the sitcom fancy dress party as Baldrick's brain. If you get this you are cool.

Clive certainly did not support Crystal Palace, but it was 3am, so it was Kebab time! (someone's got to work, think about it)

Clive dressed as a Triceratops.

Clive had been chewing a pen.

Clive as drawn by Pablo Picasso

The 100th Clive the Tortoise

Clive disguised as a mountain