Christmas

Clive would like to wish all his fans a very merry Christmas. Have a good one.

Mistletoe

Clive had been waiting under the mistletoe for a little while but his hope never waned. 

Cracker

Clive disguised as a Christmas Cracker

Twelve

A Clive in a pear tree

Present

The Ultimate Gift

Costume

Clive's Christmas Pudding costume for the Christmas Party was excellent. Less excellent was his idea to flambee himself at the restaurant but everyone clapped politely and Clive was well chuffed. 

Game

Join the dots to reveal this mystery picture.

CPOTY 2012

And the Clive Personality of the Year 2012 goes to... Clive.

Mexican

Clive on dress like a Mexican day

Nativity

Clive was not best pleased when Mrs Cravins had said he was to play a shepherd. Gary the Gazelle was to play Joseph but he smells of poo.

Cricket

It was only as Clive strode out onto Lord's that he realised he didn't really get cricket.

An Apology to Clive fans

Clive was very sorry he hadn't had many adventures recently, it's just his daddy moved house and they don't have internet yet.

Bond

Clivefall

Halloween

Happy Halloween from Clive the Tortoise.

GBBO

Clive didn't win The Great British Bake Off because of his soggy bottom.

Embarrassed

Someone mentioned sex.

Clocks

The clocks changing really confused Clive so he set one clock forward, one back and left one as it was.

Camera

Someone had their finger on the zoom button by accident (yes these are photos!)

Mask

With his new mask nobody would recognise Clive as he fought crime on the streets of Blean (and surrounding area to a radius of 5 miles)

Frog

Clive disguised as a frog

Fog

Out of the fog a Clive appeared.

Baldrick

Clive went to the sitcom fancy dress party as Baldrick's brain. If you get this you are cool.

That night

Clive certainly did not support Crystal Palace, but it was 3am, so it was Kebab time! (someone's got to work, think about it)

Dino

Clive dressed as a Triceratops. 

Blue

Clive had been chewing a pen.

Picasso

Clive as drawn by Pablo Picasso

Centurion

The 100th Clive the Tortoise

Mountain

Clive disguised as a mountain

Daddy

Clive's father - Clive

Pikachu

Clive goes to a Pokemon party

Paras

Clive at the Paralympics

Moo

Clive disguised as a cow

E=MClive2

Albert Clivestein

Uni

Clive had packed everything and was off to Uni.

Merch

The new Clive the Tortoise hats were utterly awesome.

Camping

Clive was a bit big for his tent

Sith

Darth Clive

Painting

Clive looks at a picture of himself looking at a picture of himself looking at a picture of himself (continue ad nauseam) 

Moonwalking

"One small step for tortoise, one giant leap for Tortoisekind."

(almost) Neil Armstrong 1930-2012

Wasp

See if you can see Clive in this picture of a wasp!

Sweetie

Clive eating a gob-stoppper

F.R.I.E.N.D.S

Clive's spin-off of Friends. The producers weren't interested.

Cathedral

Clive dressed as a Cathedral

Square

Clive watched too much tv when he was small

Breakfast

Clive disguised as a croissant 

Toes

Clive the Tortoes

Gamesmaker

Clive in his London 2012 Games Maker uniform

Sweeney

Clive Todd - the demon tortoise of Fleet Street

March

Clive thought it very important that everyone knew his favourite month - so he got a new tattoo.

Shakespeare

Clive Shakespeare